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One day as Adrian Earle was skipping down the road to insanity,
he had a thought, a crazy thought. He said to himself "Hey since I'm headed towards
Samantha's house with my guitar why don't I stop by and have a chat?"
And he did just that. Samantha, who was busy killing squrirrels with a sniper riffle, just happened to have a bass guitar lying around her room. Adrian saw that
and said to himself.. "Hmm...with a guitar and bass we almost have a band!" But something was missing...
they needed another guitar!! And as luck would have it a young man by the name of Jerry Dinn was on
his way out of his house with a guitar, and Metallica blaring in the background. Adrian instantly fell
in love. After a passionite night, and an awkward morning after, He convinced Jerry to join. Jerry was delighted,
so they put their clothes back on and and told Samantha the fantastic news. They were on top of the world,
until they realised they needed something more... so Adrian got a penis enlargement. After that ordeal, they decided
it would be best to find a drummer. Things were looking grim as they looked for a corpse to dig up and put behind the set,
but who would crawl back up after a date in hell (with Cleopatra) but David Maher. The band members were astonished at
his craptacular ability on drums and rejected him as their drummer. So they looked further and couldn't find another drummer of
David's calibre (you know the limit of drummers is bad when...).So they turned to david agian. He was the drummer. So they had a band. But no one had any where to jam!! They
could steal the Air Canada Centre.... but it wouldn't fit inside Adrians van... so they settled on Ashely Morrels shed.
Things were going great... but they shed wasn't done, so David moved his drums back up from hell and they started a jam from there,
They decided to drop Ashely because she wouldn't come to any of those jams, and here we are today with an amazing band playing
amazing songs. They are now looking to over take the Beatles as the best band to ever walk the earth,
but after looking at their resourses they decided to go after U2 instead. And that is how The Unrated was born.
